The idea with these is basically... well, to sound like you've been drinking all night. The crazier the better.

"im soi durnk!!!11~%@{}"

"out with my girls LOL!! we're all gonna get really like drunk and like go
down on eachother and get taken advantage of right on the dance floor but we won't remember cause we'll be sooo trashed, lololol!!! call the cell, ill answer if im conscious and not taking it in the butt!!"

"I typed this away message with my penis."


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