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Can't
think of anything clever yourself? Then why not quote someone less stupid!
We've compiled a list of inspirational quotes by world famous intellectuals-
for when your own words aren't enough.
Sometimes, tis the melancholy sound of a small orphan boy crying bitterly
over his dead parents that brings me to the height of sexual pleasure."
-Mozart
"Who farted?" -Ben Franklin
"Anyone want to go to the theater tonight?" -Abraham Lincoln
"*¤* aLL hE hAs To Do Is sMiLe *¤*
*¤*aNd It MaKeS mY wHoLe DaY wOrtHwILe*¤*
*¤* aNd YoU ShOuLd KNoW ThAt iTs TrUe *¤*
*¤*ThAt i'LL LoVe YoU FoR aLwAyS *¤*
*¤* CuZ KeViN i'M cRaZy FoR yOu *¤*
*¤*AnD OnLy YoU...FoReVeR*¤*
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-John F. Kennedy
WICKY WILD WILD WEST!!! -Will Smith