No one wants to study or do homework, in fact, it's the bane of our existance. Therefore, make sure you let those people on your buddy list know EXACTLY how much pain you are in.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

"If you were my homework... I'd punch you in the face until you cried".

"Someone stab me in the trachea with an unsharpened pencil."

*Here are some more subject-specific options*

"Freud says that I have considered sleeping with my parents due to my subconscious sexual desires...
Sounds good to me.. At least I wouldn't be reading Freud."


"Shakespeare, Thoreau, Emerson and Elliot and I all have a date.... A date that will inevitably end up with spanish fly in my coffee, a gang rape, and an F on my paper tomorrow morning."

*If you're really desparate for a distraction*

"It’s easier to run
Replacing this pain with something numb
It’s so much easier to go
Than face all this pain here all alone."
-Linkin Park


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