Frequently Asked Questions

How do I see your movies Josh!?!?

-If you're having problems seeing my movies, try downloading them to your computer by right-clicking the link and selecting "SAVE AS". Download it your computer in a place you will remember, and open it from there. If it still doesn't work, try using a different movie player to play it! Right-click the file and select "Open With..." and use a different program.

(Please try to download my movies to your computer like this to save me bandwidth. When you want to watch them again, you can do it from your computer instead of downloading it from my site again)

Sweet Mother of Crap Josh!!! There's a BIG AD blocking your forum when I go to it, and it says I have to sign up for blah blah blah... can you get rid of it?

-If a big ad blocks my forum and asks you to sign up for something, just hit the "refresh" button on your browser (you can also press F5 on your keyboard). When the page reloads, the ad should be gone. You also may want to stick a fork in a toaster, because there's a big notice on the page before my forum that tells you this.
How come I'm not on your site?

-You've probably said something funny, or I've probably had a funny conversation with you on aim, but I try to put things on my site that a wide audience will "get". I try to stay away from inside jokes, because no one's going to want to go to a site filled with stuff they don't understand. It doesn't have to do with you, I just want my site to appeal to a bigger audience. Unless you're not funny, in which case, it's you.
Why don't you add more pictures/movies/stories/quotes/whatever to your site?

-Email me or post on the forum and ask for it.
Will you update your site already!?

-No.

...Ok but seriously, if I haven't updated in awhile, I probably have a lot of work or something that's keeping me busy. Just send me an email or put a post on the forum if you want an update. My email address is-
Josh@OffTargetOntheJosh.com.

How much can you bench?

-Five thousand pounds.
How do you do it?

-Well, I try to watch my carb intake... You know I try to lower it, then raise it, and, you know, I like to do about ten sets, a rep, a piece. Then I'll do a second run and I'll have a smoothie...