[ Avoiding Bad "TheFaceBook" Pictures ]

Here are some types of pictures you should AVOID.

[Don't cover up your face]

If you are not a convicted felon, there's really no reason to cover up.

 

[Face The Camera]

Oh I think I've seen that girl... she's the one with hair. And fingernails. Sometimes she wears shirts? You know the one.

 

[That's not you!!!]

Unless the name on your facebook profile says Bert, and your address is Sesame Street, do not use a picture of Bert!!!

 

[No pictures of scenery!!!]

Name: Grand Canyon
Interests: Eroding, dropping boulders on tourists.

[Too Damn Far]

HI MY NAME IS JIM-JIM-JIM-Jim

 

[Too Damn Close]

Well, I know what your eyeball looks like at least.

 

[Who the heck are you!? No confusing group pics please!]

Are you the small Asian girl? Or the other small asian girl? Or... the small Asian girl!?

 

[Learn how to use MS Paint and Photoshop please, or you'll wind up with pictures like this]

In photoshop, use Image--->Trim, or in MS Paint, just drag the bitmap to the corner of the picture. Another alternative is to get a printed picture of yourself and some scotch tape, and actually tape it to your screen. Seriously, it'll work.