[ Avoiding Bad "TheFaceBook" Pictures ]
Here are some types of pictures you should
AVOID.
[Don't cover up your face]

If you are not a convicted felon, there's
really no reason to cover up.
[Face The Camera]

Oh I think I've seen that girl... she's
the one with hair. And fingernails. Sometimes she wears
shirts? You know the one.
[That's not you!!!]

Unless the name on your facebook profile
says Bert, and your address is Sesame Street, do not use
a picture of Bert!!!
[No pictures of scenery!!!]

Name: Grand Canyon
Interests: Eroding, dropping boulders on tourists.
[Too Damn Far]

HI MY NAME IS JIM-JIM-JIM-Jim
[Too Damn Close]

Well, I know what your eyeball looks like at least.
[Who the heck are you!? No confusing
group pics please!]

Are you the small Asian girl? Or the other small asian girl? Or... the small Asian girl!?
[Learn how to use MS Paint and Photoshop
please, or you'll wind up with pictures like this]

In photoshop, use Image--->Trim, or in MS
Paint, just drag the bitmap to the corner of the picture.
Another alternative is to get a printed picture of yourself
and some scotch tape, and actually tape it to your screen.
Seriously, it'll work.
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