What food should I order?
I can't decide! First of all- there is no rush.
Has everyone else decided except for you?
Don't worry about it. Take your time. Order the strangest thing on the menu. If it has a strange name- it must be good.
For example, if you're ordering Chinese, get the "Almond
Ding", "Three Musketeers", or "Chicken With Broccoli".
I ran out of boxers! Wear your bathing suit. If you don't have a bathing suit, go to the
mall and buy one. I have a final tomorrow
at 8 in the morning! It's already
late in the evening and I haven't studied!!! Take a nap. I'm bored! Find a friend, and whine.
Any suggestion they make- don't take it. My friend is having a
crisis, and really needs my advice.
They're having a nervous breakdown. Take a nap. I really like this girl,
but she has no idea who I am and I don't know how to talk to her! You need to find a way to break
the ice. Run into her "by
chance" and ask her a question.
A good example- "Excuse me… Can you tie
my shoes? I don't know how." Construction workers are
outside my window keeping me awake all morning! Find a water gun. Pee inside it. Next, put some ear plugs in and go back to sleep.
What do I do when someone cuts me off in traffic? Point at them defiantly. Bug your eyes out all crazy for best effect.
What do I do when my roommate keeps hitting the snooze button waking me up repeatedly? Place a cactus on top of his alarm clock.
What do you do when the dryer eats your sock? Eat the dryer.
I
work in a boring office job. What can I do to pass the time?
I'm lost on the road! I have no idea where I am, what do I do? Slow
down. Panic. Drive at least fifteen miles under the speed limit on a
2 lane road with a line of cars behind you, then brake at every street
to read the road signs. Keep your left turn signal on at all times,
and call your favorite chinese food restaurant for directions.
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