Frank's Soul
(that guy who works at Footlocker)

Price starts at: A bag of Jelly Belly Jelly Beans, but with all the black ones removed.
Not because I don't like the taste, but because I'm racist.

Sure he doesn't know we're selling it, nor did he consent to it, but that won't
stop this very real and legally binding contract once you buy it!


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