Louisa: wow coldplay has a christmas song
Louisa: i bet ppl kill themselves to it

Peter: according to facebook, "Josh" is the number 2 interest in Youngstown, Ohio

Aaron and I discuss New Year's plans a few days before New Year's Eve:
Aaron: wait
Aaron: what are you doing?
ImaCa11YouJosh: ............i might go to time's square
Aaron: oh god
Aaron: OH MY GOD
ImaCa11YouJosh: i know
Aaron: well you better leave now
ImaCa11YouJosh: hahahahah
Aaron: well i guess it's good that your going
Aaron: it's something that one should do at least once in a lifetime
ImaCa11YouJosh: yeah mike is dead-set on going. he says it's our last year in college and he wants to do something exciting
ImaCa11YouJosh: i don't think he knows what he's getting himself into
ImaCa11YouJosh: dude once you're there.. you can't pee
ImaCa11YouJosh: you can't pee for hours
ImaCa11YouJosh: i'd better bring a diaper or something
Aaron: exciting!?
Aaron: dude you stand around for like 5 hours
Aaron: you don't see any of the celebs perform because you're probably gonna be too far away
Aaron: and you get raped
Aaron: raping is like mandatory
Aaron: 2 rape minimum
Aaron: but if mike wants to get raped then hey
Aaron: who am i to complain

Jeff: i was wondering why the site hadn't been updated in a while
ImaCa11YouJosh: i know =\
ImaCa11YouJosh: well, that's why i'm working on it now
Jeff: but then i figured oh yea, you have a life
Jeff: so you prolly wouldn't be like:
11:46
hey guys, nothing to say but i just wanted to update the site
11:48
well it turns out 2 people just visited my site so hopefully they enjoyed it 12:06
my bad guys, that was actually just me looking at the site

Jeff checks to see if I'm still awake at 5AM:
Jeff: forget the away message?
ImaCa11YouJosh: no
ImaCa11YouJosh: i'm still here
Jeff: watch out for wooden stakes through the heart, they'll kill you
Jeff: you vampire
Jeff: actually i'm sure a wooden stake through a...non-vampire's heart wouldn't feel too pleasant either

ImaCa11YouJosh: i bought this new feather mattress pad.. i can't wait to try it
Mandy: ooo
Mandy: fancy
ImaCa11YouJosh: cuz it's like i was sleeping on a prison bed before
Mandy: lol
Mandy: ouch
ImaCa11YouJosh: now it'll be like i'm sleeping on a flock of baby geese
ImaCa11YouJosh: mmm
Mandy: lol yes!
Mandy: There's nothing like wrestling some geese in a net and laying on top of them


ImaCa11YouJosh: oops, food's done brb
ImaCa11YouJosh: i'm cooking again
Annabanana: haha kk
Annabanana: you domestic engineer you
Annabanana: you are going to make a great housewife someday
ImaCa11YouJosh: john's mom was here
ImaCa11YouJosh: and she made everyone lunch
ImaCa11YouJosh: but then afterwards
ImaCa11YouJosh: she's like ok now josh is going to clean the dishes
ImaCa11YouJosh: except there were like 500 dishes and pots
ImaCa11YouJosh: so i had to clean for like half an hour
Annabanana: haha right right
ImaCa11YouJosh: so yeah i was a real housewife
Annabanana: you will make some man very happy someday
ImaCa11YouJosh: hahahhaha
ImaCa11YouJosh: i almost choked on my maple-glazed hamsteak
Annabanana: hahahahaha
Annabanana: josh you just said maple-glazed hamsteak
Annabanana: thats amazing
Annabanana: you trophy wife you

Sarah using my webcam chat-
Sarah: so.. this powered chat thing.. does it mean that i can talk to other people staring at you?
MzXr468: yes
Sarah: that's so weird
Sarah: like- we'd just be like
Sarah: "ohh did you see that face he just made"
Sarah: or "watch it- i think he's getting angry"
Sarah: or "i wonder if he's wearing pants.."

Funny-
Sarah B: I asked a foreign exchange student to play pool with me once
Sarah B: He came in a bathing suit - it was such a miscommunication moment

A great last-minute gift idea-
Jeff: with reslife, we do like a secret santa gift thing
Jeff: so i got someone a picture frame (from the dollar store but it looks nice) and i put my pic in it
MzXr468: hahaha


After I signed off AIM for a few hours:
Andrea: i thought it was the end of the world
Andrea: lol
Andrea: what the hell happened
Andrea: u like..... werent online
MzXr468: yeah i had to restart the computer and i forgot to go back on aim
Andrea: jeez
Andrea: did u nap?
Andrea: thats it
Andrea: it had to have been a nap
MzXr468: dinner
MzXr468: hahaha
Andrea: dinner?!
Andrea: for like
Andrea: a million hours?
Andrea: haha
MzXr468: haha it was a long dinner
Andrea: did u cook it urself?
Andrea: and then
Andrea: make the plates
Andrea: and eat on them
MzXr468: hahaha.. we went out to wolf road
Andrea: and then clean the entire building u were in
Andrea: plus all of the people
Andrea: u bathed them
Andrea: AND THEN
Andrea: u decided to come back
Andrea: and sign back online
MzXr468: hahahaha
Andrea: so where did u go?
Andrea: anyplace good?
Andrea: i havent eaten in hours
Andrea: im gonna have to kill something

I have this problem with slipping a lot.
Annabanana: I MET THE OLDER VERSION OF YOU TODAY!
Annabanana: it was soo funny, like i was laughing out loud to myself at work
MzXr468: wait what? hahaha..
MzXr468: do tell
Annabanana: haha okay so i was at work
Anna: and this guy came in to buy some shoes, and he was tall and kinda lanky and he looked just like you cept he had this beard thing goin..im guessin he was in his late 20s
Annabanana: so heres the part that i just laughed
MzXr468: hahaha
Annabanana: he coems up to me with a shoe and hes like "i kind of have a funny question for you" i go, "alright" and he goes "see, i kind of have this problem with slipping a lot"
MzXr468: hahahahha
Annabanana: "so i just wanted ot know if these shoes will be sturdy and i wont slip in them"
Annabanana: hahaha oh man it was soo great!
Annabanana: and he had like the same manorisms and stuff as you
Annabanana: i laughed soo much after he left
MzXr468: hahahahahah

(the next day)

Annabanana: i met your older self again today!
Annabanana: he came back into the store to return the shoes he bought yesterday because they were still too slippery!
Annabanana: haha

Early Mid-Life Crisis
MzXr468: what am i doing with my life... it's like.. i'm at a crossroad... and there's a denny's on one corner.. and.. an IHOP on the other...
Huntley: hahahha
Huntley: and then starbucks on both corners
MzXr468: hahahahha


It's the only way.
MzXr468: oh i meant to ask you
MzXr468: when i chew very chewy things..sometimes my jaw feels funny...
MzXr468: and sometimes when i wake up in the morning and i yawn
MzXr468: my jaw clicks weird
MzXr468: on the right side
MzXr468: ....is that bad?
Huntley: mine clicks sometimes
Huntley: if i open too wide
Huntley: a lil pop
MzXr468: right
MzXr468: yeah like that
MzXr468: am i going to need crazy jaw surgery and braces?
Huntley: worse
Huntley: penile reduction surgery
Huntley: its the only way
Huntley: otherwise ur jaw will click every other month and u'll experience a slight discomfort lasting anywhere from 1 to 2 seconds
MzXr468: lmao

Huntley chats with Anna & Alison on my webcam, part 3:
Huntley: hey whos that
Anna : alison
Huntley: haha
Huntley: okay here's the plan
Anna: mmmkay, shoot
Huntley: we set up a live webcam site that shows u two jello wrestling
Huntley: and here's the catch
Huntley: u dont wrestle IN jello
Huntley: u WRESTLE jello
Huntley: huge mutant jello monsters

More Huntley:
Huntley: shittt carson's on!
Huntley: wheres the remote?!1
Huntley: thank god
MzXr468: hahahahah
Huntley: i switched it to oprah
Huntley: that was close

A lot of those jokes in the horrible jokes section come from this kid:
Jeff: my room's so bright, there's 100
MzXr468: ???
MzXr468: 100 what?
Jeff: yes


My friend Alison is starting college this fall, so she asked me to help find her a nice laptop to buy. I spent about 45 minutes finding a good one, and...
MzXr468: ok.. i kept it under $1500
MzXr468: err... barely
MzXr468: it's actually.. almost exactly $1500
MzXr468: it can do anything you wanted it to do.. plus it has an extra battery
MzXr468: and XP professional
Alison: ahah
Alison: i don't think my mom wants to spend that much actually
Alison: but i'll have to talk to her about it
MzXr468: well, ok then
MzXr468: *crosses everything out*
Alison: ahhahah sorrrrrry
MzXr468: ok, here we have..
MzXr468: a trash can lid
MzXr468: comes complete with notepad
MzXr468: and windows 95
Alison: lmao stop i'm sorry

I went to Massachusetts this past weekend, and I decided to put up this away message for two days to see what responses I'd get when I came back:
Allison: still?
Auto response from MzXr468: In the Bathroom.
Allison: whooaaaa

Lauren L: thats hott
Auto response from MzXr468: In the Bathroom.

Angela: omg, you've been in there all day
Auto response from MzXr468: In the Bathroom.
Angela: oh noooo you've DROWNED in the SHOWER!!

Sarah: wait- shouldn't you be in... MA right now?
Auto response from MzXr468: In the Bathroom.
Sarah: wtf...

Andrea: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Auto response from MzXr468: In the Bathroom.
Andrea: (deep breath)
Andrea: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lauren S: I certainly hope you're not still in the bathroom
Auto response from MzXr468: In the Bathroom.
Lauren S signed off at 7:52:54 AM.
Lauren S signed on at 8:13:06 AM.
Lauren S: somehow it wouldn't surprise me if you had to spend your weekend on the toilet instead of going to massachusetts

:'(
MzXr468: remember how i said i would totally screw up driving downstate
Christine: yes i do
Christine: did you?
MzXr468: i suuuure did
MzXr468: i turned a 3 hour trip into a 5 hour trip
MzXr468: i missed one exit.. and everything went wrong
Christine: oooh man!! poor josh!!
Christine: hahaha
MzXr468: and i got stuck in rush hour traffic
MzXr468: and i had to pee
Christine: haha so what did you dooo?
MzXr468: i started crying.. hoping that maybe i would cry pee
Christine: HAHAHAHAHA

Another short + sweet one:
MzXr468: whoa you were right..
Christine: duh im always right!
MzXr468: haha, so modest
Christine: that too... im really modest

I found this on my computer from Christmas Vacation 2004... Huntley and a hungry Marina chat on my webcam.
Marina: tell me more about the food
Huntley: first we start off with a delicious ham sandwich
Huntley: and i spank you with it
Huntley: two...maybe three times
Marina: good good.. but what else is in the sandwhich
Huntley: mayo...and uh...lettuce, YES lots of lettuce
Marina: ooo YESSS
Marina: TELL ME MORE
Huntley: and i SLAP some cheese on there
Huntley: i slap it on REALLY HARD, OH GOD YESSS
Huntley: TOMATOS?! ARE THERE TOMATOS?!
Huntley: oh and the TOMATOESSS, i SLIIIIDE it GENTLY BETWIXT the bread!!
Marina: OOOo man
Marina: keep going dont stop now!
Huntley: YESSSSSS, omg !!! Then comes....THE SPECIAL SAUCE
Huntley: MUSTARD
Huntley: but not just regular....
Marina: oh no?
Huntley: HONEY MUSTARD...and i DRIZZLE it on there...
Marina: ooo yesss yessss
Marina: that was delicious
Huntley: it was good for me too baby
Marina: and i thought u werent even hungry
Huntley: i lied ;)
Marina: im starving now :(
Huntley: im kinda in the mood for chinese....BABIES

Star Wars fans will like this one-
MzXr468: alright i'm going out to finally see star wars episode 3
Huntley: wow
Huntley: enjoy the suckfest
MzXr468: haha
Huntley: before u go
MzXr468: yeah?
Huntley: let me ruin the movie for u
Huntley: ANAKIN IS DARTH VADER!!
Huntley: OMG!!!!!?!?!
MzXr468: hahahahahaha
Huntley: u NEVER saw that coming
Huntley: seriously
Huntley: thats like the climax

CheckFACE.
Huntley: UR FACE
MzXr468: haha... i say that all the time
MzXr468: perfect comeback to anything
Huntley: i know
Huntley: it goes w/ anything
MzXr468: definitely
MzXr468: "Josh, you spilled the juice."
MzXr468: your FACE spilled the juice
MzXr468: and if they comeback with anything- you say: "your MOM'S FACE spilled the juice"
Huntley: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
MzXr468: then they have nothing
Huntley: so true
MzXr468: you win, automatically
Huntley: by default
Huntley: its like checkmate
Huntley: checkFACE

Anna talks to Huntley over my webcam:
Part 1:
Anna:josh is now attempthng a magic trick
Anna: but its not as cool as mine
Huntley: thats ol' josh..
Huntley: ALWAYS 'attempting' things
Huntley: Josh what are u doing today?
im attempting the laundry..
Huntley: hey josh, whatcha doing tomorrow?
oh nothing, im gonna attempt to picnic
Huntley: josh would u please takeout the trash
Huntley: 'im attempting to!"

Part 2:
Anna: i want your babies
Huntley: i know
Huntley: 5, 000 of them
Anna: yes. but how will we name them all?
Huntley: hmmm
Huntley: dewey decimal system
Anna: sounds very efficient
Huntley: and we can sell a few of them to help with taxes
Anna: yes. for profit.
Anna: excellent plan
Huntley: the first can be named dewey, the 2nd will be decimal, then lil baby System
Huntley: damnit, decimal crapped her pants again
Huntley: im not changing her
Huntley: its ur turn

Jim tells me he's going to a club, and I offer some advice.
MzXr468: oh oh
MzXr468: please please try this-
MzXr468: use the polar bear pickup line
MzXr468: Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
MzXr468: (no)
MzXr468: enough to break the ice! i'm jim
Jim: I will try, man
Jim: I really will
MzXr468: or!.... you could improve upon it...
MzXr468: "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
MzXr468: (no)
MzXr468: "Less than you."
Jim: GAhaHahAHahhhahahAhahah!
MzXr468: hahahahhaha
Jim: add "fatty" to the end, and we're golden
MzXr468: hahahhaah

Short but sweet IM log...
MzXr468: i felt like such an ass
MzXr468: and she felt like an ass too
Patty: no don't
MzXr468: it was like a big... ass-party
Patty: haha!!!

Random convo w/ Andrea
Andrea: O MAN
Andrea: my eye is itchy
Andrea: AAAARRRGGGHH
MzXr468: walk it off
Andrea: hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Whoops.
Sneha: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT
Sneha: I PASSED PROBABILITY
MzXr468: jezzzz
MzXr468: what' sup
MzXr468: ohhh yeah you were having trouble w/ one class weren't you?
MzXr468: what happened w/ that
Sneha: its sneha not jez!
MzXr468: hahaha crap
MzXr468: i am tired, forgive me
MzXr468: i got like 4 hours of slepe last night
MzXr468: and drove today
MzXr468: i'm quite disoriented
Sneha: oh i understand rachel
MzXr468: lmao
Sneha: hows jesus?
MzXr468: hahahahhaha
MzXr468: funny sneha
MzXr468: hahahaha

Consider Revising
Huntley: take a look at this for me
MzXr468: k
MzXr468: it's a sentence
MzXr468: "take" needs to be capitalized
MzXr468: and it's missing punctuation.. like a period
Huntley: hahah
Huntley: not that!
MzXr468: hahaha

Helping with calc:
Alison: if you're adding 2x^2 + 4x^2 do you add the exponents or do they stay the same (ie the answer would be 6x^2)
MzXr468: ummm
MzXr468: they stay the same.
Alison: are you sure?
MzXr468: it's 6x^2
MzXr468: yes
Alison: ok thanks!!
Alison: we're doing our calc homework and there's a problem with like 483976836 numbers and x's
Alison: thank you so much
MzXr468: haha.. you're welcome
MzXr468: i always tell people
MzXr468: i put the asian in caucasian.
Alison: lmfao

Alison mentions my website, and...
MzXr468: speaking of my website- new update... MOVIES SECTION
Alison: yay what is it
MzXr468: uh..
Alison: nvm
MzXr468: MOVIES SECTION
Alison: lmao
Alison: i know sorry
MzXr468: hahaha

Me being a dorkass...
Jez: have you ever yelled your ass off?
MzXr468: sure
Jez: O_o
Jez: like besides at your family
MzXr468: i had to get it sewn back on
MzXr468: at the hospital
Jez: haha very funny dorkass ;-)
MzXr468: hahaha
MzXr468: dorkass
MzXr468: hahahahah
Jez: LOL
Jez: you've never heard of dorkass before?
MzXr468: nope
Jez: wow
Jez: i'm really surprised no one's called you that before
MzXr468: me too
Jez: LOL
Jez: that's what you get for being a dork ;-)

This one's sort of an inside joke. Steve and Mike are two of my roommates; they go to sleep ridiculously early.
Andrea: so whats going on over there?
MzXr468: mike and steve are asleep already
MzXr468: aww how cute
MzXr468: it was their bed time and everything
Andrea: hahaha
Andrea: yea
Andrea: that is cute
MzXr468: i tucked them in and all
MzXr468: i read steve a bed time story
MzXr468: (an article out of the latest technology magazine)
Andrea: hahaha thats cute
MzXr468: and i gave mike his textbooks to cuddle with
MzXr468: you know how he loves those text books
Andrea: yea i guess so
MzXr468: i told him
MzXr468: "mike, you can only sleep with two"
MzXr468: but he wanted all of them
MzXr468: and i just couldn't say no
Andrea: hahahahahaha

A great typo moment...
Jeff: that stuff sucks, it requires waiting to find out
MzXr468: it takes 2-3 weeks i think.
MzXr468: probably 2.
Jeff: yuck
MzXr468: definitely 2.
Jeff: i get impotent
Jeff: *impatient
MzXr468: ......wow

Two Blowers and a Pianist
MzXr468: hey!
MzXr468: do you want to come over for a movie?
Sara: what movie?
MzXr468: the punisher
Sara: ewww
MzXr468: :-D
Sara: but youre on state quad
Sara: and thats far
Sara: and im lazy
MzXr468: lol alright...
MzXr468: it will be cool though
MzXr468: we've got a live band
MzXr468: you know.. uh
MzXr468: me on piano
MzXr468: steve blows this jug we found on the sidewalk
MzXr468: and mike on kazoo
Sara: hahahaha damn
Sara: youre tempting me too much

Jez on goatees:
Jez: you know what?
Jez: goatees= HAMSTER BUTTS
Jez: really i mean dont they?
Jez: they look like people switched their chins with a hamster's rear end
MzXr468: hahahhaha
Jez: you know i am SOOO right about that too
Jez: the next time you see a guy with a goatee
Jez: you'll start cracking up lol
Jez: and plus, now you won't get a goatee either
MzXr468: haha
MzXr468: i'd never get a goatee
Jez: GOOD
Jez: lol
Jez: hamster butts!!!
Jez: not an attractive look
MzXr468: hahahaha
Jez: i tell my friends who have goatees this too lol
Jez: they need to be informed
Jez: because they MIGHT think it's attractive...ya never know

A what?
Lewis: wanna help my sis with math?
Lewis: its sequential 3 stuff
MzXr468: hmm i can probly handle it
Lewis: how do you find the length of the conjugate axis of a rectangular hyperbola?
MzXr468: ...did you just make that up

A few people are coming to hang out at my house. One of them, Mark, suggested a board game because he doesn't want to spend a lot of money.
MzXr468: tell mark he has to buy the boardgame though.
MzXr468: and it has to be expensive
MzXr468: aaron says he has to buy-
MzXr468: Monopoly- the "real money" edition
Rachel: LOL
Rachel: hahah

Danger is my middle name...
Marisa: whats ur middle name
MzXr468: Mark
MzXr468: aw man i shoulda said something cool
MzXr468: like
MzXr468: Danger
MzXr468: Josh Danger Isaacson
MzXr468: or...
Marisa: LOLOL
MzXr468: yeah danger is good.
MzXr468: my middle name is danger
Marisa: ok yes
Marisa: i think it definitely fits ur personality...considering you almost died when u were lost in queens lol
MzXr468: haha
Marisa: my middle name is marissa
MzXr468: oh
Marisa: its the same as my first name just spelled different
MzXr468: hahaha
Marisa: no im not kidding
Marisa: why are you laughing
Marisa: OMG JOSH
Marisa: you're sucha mean spirited cold person
Marisa: why are you laughing at my middle name?
MzXr468: i'm sorry i hurt your feelings
MzXr468: i didn't mean to make fun of your stupid middle name.
Marisa: at least i dont spell my name like a lunatic JOSHOOAH
MzXr468: hahaha
Marisa: and at least MYYYYY middle name isnt an adjective

Here Phil and I talk about being Jewrican
Phil: u seen john liguazamos sexaholics?
MzXr468: sounds familiar
MzXr468: but no
Phil: heh
Phil: he does a really funny skit in it
Phil: cuz he is pr and his wife is jewish
Phil: so their kids are gonna be little jewaricans, who can dance and balance their checkbooks at the same time
MzXr468: LOL
MzXr468: hahaha
Phil: there was a prj on "welcome back Kotter"?
MzXr468: ?
Phil: On the '70s sitcom, "Welcome Back Kotter," one of the comical group of "sweathogs" whose name was a mouthful Juan Luis Pedro Phillipo de Huevos Epstein identified himself as a Puerto Rican Jew.

It got laughs.

MzXr468: haha
MzXr468: yeah everyone laughs when i tell them i'm jewrican
Phil: we should make a website
Phil: and hook jewish guys up with puerto rican girls and vice a versa
Phil: so the next generation will be filled with prj's and we can rule the world woohahahaa
MzXr468: hahaha

Fencing humor...
Eric B: i just got invited to go to a club with a few people
Eric B: i'm gonna be chillin' in da club, yo
Eric B: maybe i should wear my medal as my bling bling
Eric B: tell people i fence fizoil or something
MzXr468: hahaha
Eric B: yeah, i gots da platinum pistol grip, yo
Eric B: and diamonds on ma bell guard
MzXr468: haha
MzXr468: hahah
Eric B: i'm so white

This joke was a little too big to put in the horrible joke section.
MzXr468: okay...
MzXr468: this pirate walks into a bar, right
MzXr468: and he has a steering wheel attatched to his krotch
MzXr468: and the bar tender's like... you have a steering wheel attatched to your krotch
MzXr468: and the pirate goes
MzXr468: arrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!
Alison: HAHAH

Christian Techno?
MzXr468: oh yeah i was thinking earlier today... does christian techno exist???
Rachel: LoL
MzXr468: and what the heck would it sound like
Rachel: christian techno...
Rachel: there must be a band... maybe
Rachel: i have no clue
Rachel: not a band, ya know what i mean
MzXr468: J-j-j-j-j-j-ESUS! *goosh!* *goosh!* *goosh!* *goosh!* *goosh!*
Rachel: LOL
Rachel: josh!
Rachel: hahah

This IM log craps me up.
Rachel: aaaahhhh thats one my absolute favorite simpsons
MzXr468: yep that was a good one
MzXr468: cracked me up when i was a kid
Rachel: i'm still a kid...still craps me up :-[
MzXr468: i bet it does
MzXr468: wait craps was on purpose right?
Rachel: LoL
Rachel: ohhh no!
Rachel: cracks!
Rachel: not craps!
MzXr468: oh ok
MzXr468: i'm like wow.. maybe you should stop watching it then
Rachel: hahhahah
MzXr468: haha
Rachel: craps me up.
Rachel: that doesnt even make sense!
MzXr468: boy these tacos sure crap me up!
Rachel: LOL ewwwwwwwwwwwwww gah!
MzXr468: hahahaha
Rachel: ewwwwwwww
Rachel: hahahha

A little typo humor...
Alison: what were you doing
MzXr468: a billion things
MzXr468: going to blockbuster
MzXr468: talking to the phone
MzXr468: getting comp advice for my dad
Alison: talking to the phone
Alison: lmao!!
MzXr468: yeah i do that sometimes
MzXr468: i just talk to it
MzXr468: when i'm lonely
Alison: lmao

Just another random one:
Jez: so what'd you do today?
MzXr468: well
MzXr468: i took two midterms
MzXr468: in the morning
MzXr468: one was super hard
MzXr468: but my math midterm...
MzXr468: i kicked that test's ass
MzXr468: real good
MzXr468: i was like
MzXr468: you want some of this, math test
MzXr468: and it was like
MzXr468: no man
MzXr468: no
Jez: hahaha

Here's a snack!
Rachel: LoL josh... i need an accoutability partner. I CAN' EAT BAD THINGS ANYMORE. i've tried and tried again to eat better, but it's not working.
MzXr468: ...hm?
Rachel: so i need you to be like. "ok bye rachel. and don't forget... you will die if you eat another bad thing"
Rachel: "=-O=-O=-O how could you say that??"
Rachel: then i hit you
Rachel: and everyone goes back to happyland
Rachel: tra la la lala
MzXr468: hahaha
MzXr468: of course
MzXr468: i'll help you out
Rachel: thanks
Rachel: it means a lot to me
Rachel: ::goes for a snack::
Rachel: *this is just a drill*
Rachel: so...what do you do?!
MzXr468: NO
MzXr468: NO SNACK
MzXr468: i'll.. i'll hit you
MzXr468: aw no i can't do that! i'm sorry- here's a snack!
Rachel: LOL
Rachel: YOU'RE not a good partner

Rachel brushes her teeth.
MzXr468: I am making no progress