Dorming can be fun, but sleeping at college has its downsides. You have neighbors with large subwoofers, the drunks outside, and construction at ungodly hours of the morning. This is why, with the help of my accomplice Sarah Pedersen, I've compiled a new CD. A CD to help anyone, anywhere get a full night's sleep:

Due to a lack of funds, we were not able to procure a summer mountaintop breeze or the songs of the hunchback whales. What we were able to record, however, were the soothing ever present sounds of our college lives. I have included a few sample mp3s here for your listening pleasure: